Quigley

Gary Busey is a moderately well-respected actor…who thought he had it all…only problem is…he’s abbout to become…*record scratch*…the kind of actor that accepts roles where half the movie he acts like a Pomeranian! Gary Busey is…Quigley!

Under Siege

Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!

Condorman

Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.