Never have we been so disappointed and at the same time thrilled that a movie titled “Rubber” wasn’t about condoms.
If this film doesn’t make any sense it’s because the lyrics of the song it was based off are nonsense. Just kidding! The movie isn’t based on a song, it’s based on a screenplay written in 2 days flat!
Pop Quiz: What is the most impactful and historically significant film of the 80s? E.T., The Breakfast Clu, Ghostbusters, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones, Terminator, Die Hard, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back… mere second fiddle to the career defining majesty that is…
There’s nothing more Romantic on Valentine’s Day than relaxing on the couch with your loved one and watching a movie about a macho man dressing up in earrings, pearls, and a maternity gown and stressing over the difficulties of child-birth! Wait, did I say Romantic? I meant horrifying.
You know what’s cool? Movies based on the wrong US military code phrase! Broken Arrow is a nuclear weapon accident while Empty Quiver is a nuclear theft. I guess Empty Quiver didn’t sound as good…
I have one word and one word only for you who have yet to experience Final Score: ARIZAL! *dramatic guitar riff*
Hey, I guess this movie has a lot of action and explosions and car chases and like a scene with a biplane and stuff. Whatever… Hey, wanna talk about goatees!?
Have you had a crappy year? Do you need to feel better by escaping from this crappy world in to a crappier world that somehow makes less sense than the world you currently inhabit? Then do we have the Christmas movie for you!