Chopping Mall

Hello Supercult West! This is Supercult South Bad Movie Professor Cameron Coker (BS in “Killer Robots” with a minor in “Jim Wynorski”) and I’m reaching out to you from across the country to help hype tonight’s screening of Chopping Mall!

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Released in 1984 (back when shopping malls were, like, totally the place to be!) Chopping mall was directed by Jim Wynorski, 25-year Hollywood veteran and specialist of the exploitation and soft-core porn film genre. He is responsible as a director, writer, and producer, for over 150 of the best mutha-fukkin’ films, videos, TV movies, and TV series you’ve never ever heard of.

Here is a short list of some of his work:

  • Dinosaur Island
  • Munchie Strikes Back
  • Screwballs
  • Joe Bob’s Drive-In Theatre
  • Vampirella
  • The Bare Wench Project
  • The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless
  • The Bare Wench Project 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain
  • Cheerleader Massacre
  • Bad Bizness
  • Busty Cops
  • Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade
  • Komodo vs. Cobra
  • The Witches of Breastwick
  • The Da Vinci Coed
  • The Breastford Wives
  • Skateboard Kid 2
  • The Lusty Busty Babe-a-que
  • The Devil Wears Nada
  • Cleavagefield
  • Dinocroc vs Supergator
  • Camel Spiders
  • Piranhaconda
  • Water Wars
  • Shark Babes
  • Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre
  • CobraGator

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Look, I’m not trying to say that Jim Wynorski is a Supercult Saint genius who should be venerated for generations to come. I’m not trying to say that Chopping Mall, a low budget box office flop that was shot in 22 days and whose title was changed from the original “Killbots” in order to avoid being mistaken as a Transformers-like children’s cartoon, is an unrecognized masterpiece of cinema. I’m not even trying to say that Chopping Mall is a good movie. All I’m trying to say, is that Chopping Mall is at least as good as Wynorski’s 2010 classic The Hills Have Thighs…and that should be damn good enough for anyone.

Supercult West proudly presents: Chopping Mall!

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