Idle Hands

*read in a sleepy stoner voice*

Oh…hey.

Uh…what time is it? 7pm…That early? Ugh… What a rough night. I gotta take a hit before we do anything else, man.

Ugh…that’s better…

Ummm… I guess hello…uh…Supercult West, or whatever.

I’m Supercult South Bad Movie Professor Cameron Coker…I guess I got a BS in “Takin’ it easy” and uh, like, “A case of the munchies” and stuff.

…Oh I guess I gotta do a speech or something, huh? Umm…so what are you watching again? Idol Hands? What, like a guy who’s got American Idols for hands or something? Oh, Idle Hands…okay.

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Um, lemmie look online I guess…

Uh…looks like Seth Green and, uh, Vivica A. Fox, that chick from Kill Bill…and it stars Devon Sawa, that guy who just stands around slack-jawed and dumbfounded in the first final destination movie. And Jessica Alba! Duuuude. My hands won’t be idle with her in this movie, that’s for sure.

So Idle Hands is a total stoner comedy and stuff. Oh, you want trivia or something? Uhhh… it’s actually filmed in the same neighborhood as the movie Halloween. That’s pretty cool.

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Oh yeah! Be on the lookout for dog boners, okay? Like, just trust me, alright? Big ol’ canine erections. It’s a thing. In this movie. Just, like, http://www.doggie-dick.com/this-movie. Don’t miss out.

Dude, I’m goin’ back to bed. Have fun with your hand Idols or whatever.

Supercult West is proud to present: Idle Hands!

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