Hello Supercult West! This is Supercult South Bad Movie Professor Cameron Coker (BS in “TV Movies” with a minor in “Bullshit Endings”) and I’m reaching out to you from across the country to help hype tonight’s screening of Walker Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire!
Are you tired of movies that are released in theatres and are based on 8 season TV shows? Do you like Texas, Chuck Norris, and Fiery Trials? Then come on down to Supercult West and try out Walker Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire, the first and only Walker Texas Ranger movie released on CBS in 2005 and set 4 years after the last television episode.
It punches, it shoots guns, it does car chases and motorcycle jumps! This film’s got everything! Great on the road, at the office, for fans of the show and people who just like beards and cowboy hats! What’s that? You like roundhouse kicks? This movie’s got roundhouse kicks coming out of its ears! Even guys who aren’t Chuck Norris are doing them! Now that’s what I call a good deal!
You might find Trial by Fire on Amazon or in the clearance DVD bit at Wal-Mart for $10, but if you act now by sitting in your chair and not moving for 120 minutes, you can watch Trial by Fire absolutely free here at Supercult! Not enough? We’ll even throw in a cameo appearance by a young Selena Gomez playing Julie!
Don’t act! Wait now!
Supercult West is proud to present Walker Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire!