This is the speech for Sudden Death starring Jean-Claude Van Damme! An awesome movie about karate and hockey starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!
A story so formulaic you can graph it on a calculator! A Movie so unimaginative that it begins “Again upon a time…” I could keep going if you want.
Okay, now play dead! Good movie…
Wowee Zowee! That’s a Groger Blaster, the most powerful handgun in the universe!
Are you man enough to watch this blatant rip-off of at least 2 different video games and 2 more anime series?
Let me tell you a story…
This is not the manliest film in the world…this is just a TRIBUTE!