Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)
Detective Jones was told to play by the rules… Playing by the rules can get you killed. But it’s okay, because he’s got a shotgun and I brought popcorn!
All you need to know is that The Stabilizer will make your sad, dreary, pathetic excuse for a life 20 billion times better. Drop whatever you are doing and join Supercult West for an epidural of awesomeness and poorly dubbed Indonesian badassery!
Gary Busey is a moderately well-respected actor…who thought he had it all…only problem is…he’s abbout to become…*record scratch*…the kind of actor that accepts roles where half the movie he acts like a Pomeranian! Gary Busey is…Quigley!
Double Van Damme Action…AGAIN! If you like splits and roundhouse kicks as much as we do, then you’ll love the double serving Supercult West has for you tonight!
HEY! Do you like Ninjas!? Do you like American Ninjas?! Do you like American Ninjas played by Italian mustachioed macho-men and then re-dubbed by Texans?!?!
“I’m the angel of silk. Let me take you inside, and you’ll feel like your 5,000 miles past heaven. Come with me.” -Gary Busey