Oh my god…NINJA! Ninja! Ninja! ninja!…
If your paper boy isn’t doing fakie tailwhips and 540 barspins after every throw on your block then I think you aren’t getting your money’s worth. No wonder the print media is dead.
Are you man enough to watch this blatant rip-off of at least 2 different video games and 2 more anime series?
It’s not often that Supercult watches a horror movie. Even more rare is us watching a GOOD horror movie. It’s so weird and out of character…so…SPOOPY!
It’s a movie written by Italians, starring no-talent Americans, about annoying vegetarians! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!
You knew we’d get around to it eventually…
This is not the manliest film in the world…this is just a TRIBUTE!