Detective Jones was told to play by the rules… Playing by the rules can get you killed. But it’s okay, because he’s got a shotgun and I brought popcorn!
All you need to know is that The Stabilizer will make your sad, dreary, pathetic excuse for a life 20 billion times better. Drop whatever you are doing and join Supercult West for an epidural of awesomeness and poorly dubbed Indonesian badassery!
I’m a ninja and I’m gonna get ya, Where the sun don’t hit ya! Supercult presents yet another film about guys who prefer weapons technology that’s 500 years old but somehow make it work!
HEY! Do you like Ninjas!? Do you like American Ninjas?! Do you like American Ninjas played by Italian mustachioed macho-men and then re-dubbed by Texans?!?!
“I’m the angel of silk. Let me take you inside, and you’ll feel like your 5,000 miles past heaven. Come with me.” -Gary Busey
Hey, remember 80s Hair Bands? Remember RomComs about Hair Bands? Remember Rated-R RomComs about HairBands? Yeah, they were totally a thing…
Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.