The Rock (Supercult West)

Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)

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Under Siege

Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!

Idle Hands

Dude, like, if I had Idol hands…like, my hands would win American Idol, and like, I could help out Indiana Jones, ya know? Like, you don’t have to run away from a big rock. I got your Idols right here, man!

Wild Zero

When alien zombies try to take over the world, just run a comb through your hair, grab your electric guitar, hop on your motorcycle and remember these three words: ROCK AND ROLL!!!

Space Truckers

What do you get when you combine Ridley Scott, National Lampoon, sexy death robots, motorized cyborg wangs, and intergalactic truckers? Probably a better movie than this…

Ong-Bak: Muay Thai Warrior

Are you tired of martial arts films that use wires and CGI? Are you fed up with pampered actors pretending to fight? Are you sick of stunt doubles and super fake action scenes!? Then come on down to Supercult where the Muay Thai is so real it’ll set your frickin’ pants on fire!