There’s nothing more Romantic on Valentine’s Day than relaxing on the couch with your loved one and watching a movie about a macho man dressing up in earrings, pearls, and a maternity gown and stressing over the difficulties of child-birth! Wait, did I say Romantic? I meant horrifying.
You know what’s cool? Movies based on the wrong US military code phrase! Broken Arrow is a nuclear weapon accident while Empty Quiver is a nuclear theft. I guess Empty Quiver didn’t sound as good…
Hey, I guess this movie has a lot of action and explosions and car chases and like a scene with a biplane and stuff. Whatever… Hey, wanna talk about goatees!?
Join Supercult in witnessing living proof that just about anything can be a vampire! Grab your Jesus shurikens folks, this one’s gunna be crazy.
Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)
Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!
So we got this audio recording in the mail from some kid in Bend, Oregon. I guess she wants to help us hype our film for this week. Here’s the transcript of the recording, I guess…