Sudden Death

This is the speech for Sudden Death starring Jean-Claude Van Damme! An awesome movie about karate and hockey starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!



A story so formulaic you can graph it on a calculator! A Movie so unimaginative that it begins “Again upon a time…” I could keep going if you want.

Troll 2

It’s a movie written by Italians, starring no-talent Americans, about annoying vegetarians! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!