Quigley

Gary Busey is a moderately well-respected actor…who thought he had it all…only problem is…he’s abbout to become…*record scratch*…the kind of actor that accepts roles where half the movie he acts like a Pomeranian! Gary Busey is…Quigley!

Kung Fu Hustle

Hey you! You have the bone structure of a Kung-Fu genius. World peace is in your hands! Here’s the scroll of the Buddhist Palm Technique. It’s priceless, but because it’s fate, I’ll let you have it for $10! What do you say, kid?

Battlefield Earth

What’s based on a book, defrauded a bunch of people, ruined John Travolta’s Career (again), and is considered one of the worst sci-fi stories ever told? Scientology! Also, Battlefield Earth sucks.

Sahara

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