Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)
Detective Jones was told to play by the rules… Playing by the rules can get you killed. But it’s okay, because he’s got a shotgun and I brought popcorn!
All you need to know is that The Stabilizer will make your sad, dreary, pathetic excuse for a life 20 billion times better. Drop whatever you are doing and join Supercult West for an epidural of awesomeness and poorly dubbed Indonesian badassery!
I’m a ninja and I’m gonna get ya, Where the sun don’t hit ya! Supercult presents yet another film about guys who prefer weapons technology that’s 500 years old but somehow make it work!
Double Van Damme Action…AGAIN! If you like splits and roundhouse kicks as much as we do, then you’ll love the double serving Supercult West has for you tonight!
HEY! Do you like Ninjas!? Do you like American Ninjas?! Do you like American Ninjas played by Italian mustachioed macho-men and then re-dubbed by Texans?!?!
Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!