The Octagon

Oh my god…NINJA! Ninja! Ninja! ninja!…

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Sidekicks

A story so formulaic you can graph it on a calculator! A Movie so unimaginative that it begins “Again upon a time…” I could keep going if you want.

Firewalker

Time for a movie that steals, uh, I mean, pays homage, to Indiana Jones, Romancing the Stone, and the entire swash buckling action/adventure genre! Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Jr star in Firewalker!

The Delta Force

Can Delta Force operatives Scott McCoy and Colonel Nick Alexander rescue the hostages of flight 282 from terrorists? They don’t negotiate with terrorists… they blow them away! Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin star in The Delta Force!