Gary Busey is a moderately well-respected actor…who thought he had it all…only problem is…he’s abbout to become…*record scratch*…the kind of actor that accepts roles where half the movie he acts like a Pomeranian! Gary Busey is…Quigley!
Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!
Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.
Hey, remember that quirky 80’s RomCom Splash? The one starring Tom Hanks and Deryl Hannah? Remember how charming and enjoyable that movie was? Wanna see an awful version of that movie??
Did you know that “Jack Frost” shares several letters with “This movie is a conspiracy! The Illuminati controls Hollywood! Supercult knows the Truth!!” Just a little known fact, that.
Dude, like, if I had Idol hands…like, my hands would win American Idol, and like, I could help out Indiana Jones, ya know? Like, you don’t have to run away from a big rock. I got your Idols right here, man!