Twins

Pop Quiz: What is the most impactful and historically significant film of the 80s? E.T., The Breakfast Clu, Ghostbusters, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones, Terminator, Die Hard, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back… mere second fiddle to the career defining majesty that is…

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Junior (Supercult West)

There’s nothing more Romantic on Valentine’s Day than relaxing on the couch with your loved one and watching a movie about a macho man dressing up in earrings, pearls, and a maternity gown and stressing over the difficulties of child-birth! Wait, did I say Romantic? I meant horrifying.

Quigley

Gary Busey is a moderately well-respected actor…who thought he had it all…only problem is…he’s abbout to become…*record scratch*…the kind of actor that accepts roles where half the movie he acts like a Pomeranian! Gary Busey is…Quigley!

Under Siege

Join Supercult West for the film Steven Seagal decided needed a stripper sidekick to add some humor to the script! It’s the best goddamn Steven Seagal film ever (and that’s saying something), Under Siege!

Condorman

Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.