Jack Frost

Did you know that “Jack Frost” shares several letters with “This movie is a conspiracy! The Illuminati controls Hollywood! Supercult knows the Truth!!” Just a little known fact, that.

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Idle Hands

Dude, like, if I had Idol hands…like, my hands would win American Idol, and like, I could help out Indiana Jones, ya know? Like, you don’t have to run away from a big rock. I got your Idols right here, man!

Wild Zero

When alien zombies try to take over the world, just run a comb through your hair, grab your electric guitar, hop on your motorcycle and remember these three words: ROCK AND ROLL!!!