Did you know that “Jack Frost” shares several letters with “This movie is a conspiracy! The Illuminati controls Hollywood! Supercult knows the Truth!!” Just a little known fact, that.
Dude, like, if I had Idol hands…like, my hands would win American Idol, and like, I could help out Indiana Jones, ya know? Like, you don’t have to run away from a big rock. I got your Idols right here, man!
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Let me get all the pertinent questions out of the way right now. Yes, it’s a real movie. Yes, it’s about an evil bed that eats people. Yes, that’s all you need to know to love this film!
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