This is the speech for Sudden Death starring Jean-Claude Van Damme! An awesome movie about karate and hockey starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!
Double Van Damme Action…AGAIN! If you like splits and roundhouse kicks as much as we do, then you’ll love the double serving Supercult West has for you tonight!
HEY! Do you like Ninjas!? Do you like American Ninjas?! Do you like American Ninjas played by Italian mustachioed macho-men and then re-dubbed by Texans?!?!
In the not too distant future Jean-Claude Van Damme still kicks ass! From director Albert Pyun and doomed studio Cannon Films, comes the best/worst future we could ever hope for!
Strap yourself in for pulse-pounding action, star-powered adventure, and cutting-edge special effe- I’m just kidding it’s another cheesy video game adaptation! Prepare for…Mortal Kombat!
Motorcycles, explosions, death monks, and techno-rave-sex-fight-scenes! Not to be confused with the hit children’s toy, Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook star in Simon Sez!
Double the action, double the fun, double the Van Damme, double the Van Damage! The Supercult Show is proud to present the “bone-crushingly stupid” Double Impact!