Once upon a time there was a man named Nic…
Hey…You think fish have dreams? Also, you owe me a pair of underwear.
Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)
It’s the mini-speech for Supercult West’s screening of Drive Angry starring guns, explosions, slow motion, hot rods, some actors and actresses, and the only reason we watched this silly film, our Lord Nic Cage!
Okay Fine, Fer Sure, Fer Sure! It’s the mini-speech for Supercult West’s screening of Valley Girl, a Supercult classic starring Supercult Saint, Our Lord Nicolas Cage!
Join Supercult for the best ‘totally-not-a-remake’ starring cocaine, heroine, hallucinatory iguanas and our lord and savior Nicolas Cage! Seriously though, what are these f@#$-in’ iguanas doing on my coffee table?
All hell breaks loose when Supercult dives into the archives and pulls out another long lost classic! Our Lord Cage stars in Drive Angry…SHOT IN 3D!!!