The Rock (Supercult West)

Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)

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Condorman

Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.

Kung Fu Hustle

Hey you! You have the bone structure of a Kung-Fu genius. World peace is in your hands! Here’s the scroll of the Buddhist Palm Technique. It’s priceless, but because it’s fate, I’ll let you have it for $10! What do you say, kid?

Battlefield Earth

What’s based on a book, defrauded a bunch of people, ruined John Travolta’s Career (again), and is considered one of the worst sci-fi stories ever told? Scientology! Also, Battlefield Earth sucks.

WarGames

I’m going to tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, there lived a race of animals that dominated the world. Then suddenly, they disappeared. Nature just gave up and started again. And when we go, nature will start over. Nature knows when to give up, David…