Twins

Pop Quiz: What is the most impactful and historically significant film of the 80s? E.T., The Breakfast Clu, Ghostbusters, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones, Terminator, Die Hard, Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back… mere second fiddle to the career defining majesty that is…

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Junior (Supercult West)

There’s nothing more Romantic on Valentine’s Day than relaxing on the couch with your loved one and watching a movie about a macho man dressing up in earrings, pearls, and a maternity gown and stressing over the difficulties of child-birth! Wait, did I say Romantic? I meant horrifying.

Condorman

Which of these words seems out of place: Cold War, Spies, Superhero, Action, Gadgets, Disney. Think hard now. This will be on the final.

Kung Fu Hustle

Hey you! You have the bone structure of a Kung-Fu genius. World peace is in your hands! Here’s the scroll of the Buddhist Palm Technique. It’s priceless, but because it’s fate, I’ll let you have it for $10! What do you say, kid?

Battlefield Earth

What’s based on a book, defrauded a bunch of people, ruined John Travolta’s Career (again), and is considered one of the worst sci-fi stories ever told? Scientology! Also, Battlefield Earth sucks.