Junior (Supercult West)

There’s nothing more Romantic on Valentine’s Day than relaxing on the couch with your loved one and watching a movie about a macho man dressing up in earrings, pearls, and a maternity gown and stressing over the difficulties of child-birth! Wait, did I say Romantic? I meant horrifying.

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Crystal Heart

Hey, remember 80s Hair Bands? Remember RomComs about Hair Bands? Remember Rated-R RomComs about HairBands? Yeah, they were totally a thing…

Quigley Down Under

Did you know that saying “Quigley” five times fast while staring at your upper lip in the mirror will make you instantly grow a glorious mustache? Go ahead and try it, we’ll wait…

Pajama Party

Action! Revolution! Killing! Oratory! Fantasy! Fornication! You can expect it all in Pajama Party! You might not get it, but I mean, yeah, sure, go ahead and expect it.