Broken Arrow

You know what’s cool? Movies based on the wrong US military code phrase! Broken Arrow is a nuclear weapon accident while Empty Quiver is a nuclear theft. I guess Empty Quiver didn’t sound as good…


The Sweeper

Hey, I guess this movie has a lot of action and explosions and car chases and like a scene with a biplane and stuff. Whatever… Hey, wanna talk about goatees!?

The Super Ninja

I’m a ninja and I’m gonna get ya, Where the sun don’t hit ya! Supercult presents yet another film about guys who prefer weapons technology that’s 500 years old but somehow make it work!