Hey Supercult West! Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?? (In case you can’t guess, it’s Nic Cage. The Rock is cooking Nic Cage.)
I’m a ninja and I’m gonna get ya, Where the sun don’t hit ya! Supercult presents yet another film about guys who prefer weapons technology that’s 500 years old but somehow make it work!
“I’m the angel of silk. Let me take you inside, and you’ll feel like your 5,000 miles past heaven. Come with me.” -Gary Busey
So we got this audio recording in the mail from some kid in Bend, Oregon. I guess she wants to help us hype our film for this week. Here’s the transcript of the recording, I guess…
Once in a while a movie comes along that is so up your alley it practically lives next door and borrows your lawn mower on the weekends… It’s time for a retro speech for The Story of Ricky!
I’m going to tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, there lived a race of animals that dominated the world. Then suddenly, they disappeared. Nature just gave up and started again. And when we go, nature will start over. Nature knows when to give up, David…
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